Comments on: Personal Defense 11oz Leather Slapper http://www.selfdefensewatch.com/personal-defense-11oz-leather-slapper/ Self Defense Watch - self-defense videos and self defense books Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:09:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: BLUAG http://www.selfdefensewatch.com/personal-defense-11oz-leather-slapper/comment-page-1/#comment-5468 BLUAG Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:53:28 +0000 http://www.selfdefensewatch.com/personal-defense-11oz-leather-slapper/#comment-5468 Something like this should be easy to carry. This slapper it's not. Make it two inches shorter, 1/8" thinner and 1/4" narrower and you got something. The strap should be eliminated - it's just cumbersome - and the handle should be contoured to allow a better grip. Also. . . it should be at least 3 ounces lighter. You want to knock somebody down, not kill them. Rating: 3 / 5 Personal Defense 11oz Leather Slapper Something like this should be easy to carry. This slapper it’s not. Make it two inches shorter, 1/8″ thinner and 1/4″ narrower and you got something. The strap should be eliminated – it’s just cumbersome – and the handle should be contoured to allow a better grip. Also. . . it should be at least 3 ounces lighter. You want to knock somebody down, not kill them.
Rating: 3 / 5
Personal Defense 11oz Leather Slapper

]]> By: Hammock Rider http://www.selfdefensewatch.com/personal-defense-11oz-leather-slapper/comment-page-1/#comment-5467 Hammock Rider Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:54:26 +0000 http://www.selfdefensewatch.com/personal-defense-11oz-leather-slapper/#comment-5467 In these crazy times everyone has a need for self-defense. I'm too busy and lazy to study martial arts and the doctors won't let me carry a firearm so I have chosen to defend myself in the stylish manner of a colorful 1930's Hollywood gangster. You don't think this type of thing is necessary? Let me tell you what happened to me just this morning. It was about 5 degrees when I woke up this morning and my truck was encased in ice. It took awhile to dig her out and when I finally got underway I realized I was going to be late for work. I couldn't find my cell phone so I pulled over to a pay phone to call in. As I finished talking to my supervisor I heard someone crunch up behind me on the icy, deserted convenience store parking lot. Than I heard a gruff, harsh voice bark" Alright, hand over the keys to your truck, MO&%#*& FU&(%*)*!! Oh no, I was being carjacked! I turned around to face my attacker and was shocked to realize it was someone I recognized. I was being carjacked. . . . . . by Governor Rod Blagojevich! Thinking quickly I pointed over his shoulder and shouted "Look dude, a Salvation Army Santa!" When the Governor turned to rob Santa, I jumped in my truck and drove away. Now don't worry, there was no Salvation Army Santa on the street corner. It was just a snowman. But that didn't stop Blogo from robbing him. He took the button eyes, the old gloves on a stick that you use for hands, even the carrot nose. He took all of it. Then he shot the snowman in the back of the head. I saw this all through my rearview mirror. Luckily I managed to find my cell phone and called the nearby Children's Hospital to warn them that Rod "Beaver Head Capone" Blagojevich was on the loose in the area. They'll know how to deal with him. There's not much of a lifespan in Illinois for crooked politicians. . . who are dumb enough to get caught. Rating: 4 / 5 Personal Defense 11oz Leather Slapper In these crazy times everyone has a need for self-defense. I’m too busy and lazy to study martial arts and the doctors won’t let me carry a firearm so I have chosen to defend myself in the stylish manner of a colorful 1930′s Hollywood gangster. You don’t think this type of thing is necessary? Let me tell you what happened to me just this morning.

It was about 5 degrees when I woke up this morning and my truck was encased in ice. It took awhile to dig her out and when I finally got underway I realized I was going to be late for work. I couldn’t find my cell phone so I pulled over to a pay phone to call in. As I finished talking to my supervisor I heard someone crunch up behind me on the icy, deserted convenience store parking lot. Than I heard a gruff, harsh voice bark” Alright, hand over the keys to your truck, MO&%#*& FU&(%*)*!! Oh no, I was being carjacked! I turned around to face my attacker and was shocked to realize it was someone I recognized. I was being carjacked. . . . . . by Governor Rod Blagojevich!

Thinking quickly I pointed over his shoulder and shouted “Look dude, a Salvation Army Santa!” When the Governor turned to rob Santa, I jumped in my truck and drove away.
Now don’t worry, there was no Salvation Army Santa on the street corner. It was just a snowman. But that didn’t stop Blogo from robbing him. He took the button eyes, the old gloves on a stick that you use for hands, even the carrot nose. He took all of it. Then he shot the snowman in the back of the head. I saw this all through my rearview mirror. Luckily I managed to find my cell phone and called the nearby Children’s Hospital to warn them that Rod “Beaver Head Capone” Blagojevich was on the loose in the area. They’ll know how to deal with him. There’s not much of a lifespan in Illinois for crooked politicians. . . who are dumb enough to get caught.

Rating: 4 / 5
Personal Defense 11oz Leather Slapper

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